Angry Frenchman

The entity known as Angry Frenchman was the original mascot of ConspiracyFury, before Gators landed on Earth. Not much is known about him, other than he had quite a temper. Fubar might have been his disciple at some point.

When Gators took CF over, they drowned the Angry Frenchman in a swamp, as dictated by their tribal code. Some say he had a submarine waiting for him and escaped, never to return, leaving only his beret behind.