Killersteak

Is killersteak really the innocent Moonlian that he claims to be? No!

I was looking in his purse and I saw his wallet and it had a card that said "Kill A. Steak" (clearly a pseudonym) and it had his picture on it and it said he was a member of the Communist Party of the Moon. That's right. THE SAME COMMUNIST PARTY THAT FAKED THE MOON LANDING!

the end.

P.S. He's also known as Killerstreak, because of his combo skills.